At the cue of many of the eljay losahs, I'm opening up my journal for your confessions. This is open to the public, of whom I'm sure their are many people who have deep, dark secrets! Lmao.
It's like talking to someone's voicemail, only I promise not to ever call you back.
Confess anything you like: terrible, trivial, tragicomic, tantalizing, whatever. Anonymously or otherwise. Wipe that conscience clean, dudes. I want to hear it all.
I won't tell a single soul. Pinkie swear. =]
So yeah, confess away yo'.